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.Wednesday, October 31, 2007 ' 9:01 PM
& my story begins

It's a wonder I survied today.. Anyway here's those nominations for the 'Best Joke of the Day' Award.

1)Witch's pronunciation: 'Bound' mysteriously became 'bung' (read 'bunk') The sentence went like ' China and India... Bung..' God knows what 'bung' means in the English world.

2)There's this guy and a group of girls discussing issues like virginity and stuff like this on the bus. And he went on to mention about him starting masturbati** when he was P1. The girl then said ' But nothing when you're P1! Got what?' Ha, good question.

3)Another 'chiou' decided to showcase her would-be-spouse in class today, much to our laughter.
Fillet: Really like a girl!
Me:Ok what, maybe just those photos?
Fillet(insisting her point): REALLY!! He's prettier than her!
Me:LOL
SH:(laughing away)
And.. Fillet concluded that he's the girl and the 'chiou' the guy. It's a weird relationship. Complicated.

4)HH teacher came to class looking like a grandma yet again. Speaking of which, the witch's dress sense is MYSTERIOUSLY SIMILAR to someone else's. We wonder who, and why it happened.

That topped my day's limit of hilarious events. Take your pick!! Vote now!!

-wahaha-

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